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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Cats don’t love you; they depend on you. They depend on you to feed them and scoop poop out of their litterbox. They also depend on you to teach them things. Important things. Like gun safety. It's important.

Written in a simple Q&A format, this guide answers crucial questions, like "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?" and "Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?"

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101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French

How To Talk to Your Cat About Their Secret Life and Learn The Art of Being French

Is your cat an asshole? While most cats are, yours could probably just be French. This helpful book shows you the signs to look out for to know whether your cat is being a dick by nature, or a dique. Does your cat drink too much wine? Does cheese go missing from your fridge at random? Or maybe when it seems your cat isn't listening, there's actually a language barrier in play. These are some signs your cat could actually be French. For more, read this book!

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Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

Does your fluffmonster shed its precious fur all over your house? Wait! Don't pick up that sticky roller thing that picks up cat hair! Instead, pick up this book about how to turn fluff into… stuff. Never buy mittens again!

But seriously. Transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment.

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Multicolored, 8"

You know she voted for Kamala.

Comes with 6 cats and wild-eyed look.

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Kittie Doobs Adventure Toys - Funny Catnip Joints for Cats with Dried and Organic High Potency Catnip - Love Theme

Purrfectly Rolled for Playtime - Joint-Shaped Cat Toys That’ll Keep Your Feline Calm, Cool, and Entertained.

This Isn’t Your Average Cat Toy - Packed with Catnip That’ll Have Your Feline Feeling Playfully Lit and Purr-fectly Relaxed.

No Bad Trips Here - Cat-Safe and Built to Take a Beating, These Toys Won’t Crack Under Pressure, No Matter How Wild It Gets.

A Sesh for Two - Make Every Sesh a Bonding Moment and Snap Purr-fectly Hilarious Content for Social Media.

Perfect Gift for Cat Lovers, Stoner Buddies, and Anyone Who Loves a Good Laugh - Friends and Family Will Be Cracking Up Too.

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Chonky Kitten Plush, Mini Fat Kitty Cat Stuffed Animal Toy

MAXIMUM CAT-TITUDE: There's no rescue kitty quite like Chonky Kitten. His entire existence is a mood and he wouldn’t have it any other way. When you adopt this plump kittycat you know exactly what you're getting - a kitten that looks out for number 1...himself.

PERFECTLY PLUMP: Chonky lives every day to its fullest and more specifically to keep his belly full. So yes, he’s a little hefty (1.5 lbs), but he's comfortable in his bodacious bod. His Chonkyness makes him the perfect lap pet when you want to relax.

TACO T-SHIRT: Yes, his T-shirt is tight and small! He's had it like forever, and coincidentally tacos are his delight. So if you want Chonky, the T-shirt goes with him. We've tried on occasion to remove it, but the consequences were dire!

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Unique Cat Hand Towel

Cute Decorative: 25 inch by 6 inch. Tired of boring bathrooms and kitchens? Maybe it's time for you to have a cat towel to liven them up,make your home full of warmth and vibrant. Cat hand towels not only dry your water droplets, but also give you the companionship of a cat,add some fun to your bathroom and release your tiredness！

Funny Cat Hand Towel:When you wipe your hands with the feeling of touching a cat's belly,you will be healed by the soft fabric touch!The pattern on the back,tail and paws are very realistic,so cute that even the towels also make you want to hug them!Funny cat towels hanging on a towel rack,the snap button of the cat's hand prevents the towel from slipping off.

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